The Vet Horse Tipping Service
Tim Eastman
The story goes that this guy called Tim Eastman – AKA, “the Vet” – has developed a milkshake that boosts the race performance of any horse who drinks it.
Yep.
‘The Vet’ claims that it worked wonders in the United States. He won millions of dollars on races because he fed rank outsiders his wonder-shake and they’d turn into instant Red Rums.
Wow. A 33-1 outsider wins the race like a 2-1. No wonder this guy’s so proud of his special milkshakes.
But then the US authorities discovered his little wonder-shake ruse and seized all his assets.
Uh-huh.
So he came here to the UK where he has, yet again, been making millions on the gee-gees with his magic vetinary skills.
That’s roughly how the story goes in his promotional mailshots anyway.
Not only that, he GUARANTEES you that his milkshake-based tipping system will make you £3 million profits over the next 5 years.
Better still, his offer comes with a watertight guarantee underwritten by Zurich Financial Services, Regulated by the Financial Services Authority, and approved by the office of fair trading.
Well…
….uh…
….I’ve just got to say….
…BALLS!
This is so ridiculous, it’s sublime
There’s no way this can be true.
…No way on earth that a vet and his wonder-shakes is winning millions on super horses at the races.
…No way on earth that the guarantee is underwritten by those reputable establishments. Eastman hasn’t even put his company registration details on his mail-shot.
… No way that you should pay this guy (cash or cheque only!)… even if it’s just £149 for 10 winners over 2 weeks for a guaranteed profit of £20,000
Because this is the biggest pile of stinking horse manure I’ve ever smelled in my life.
It’s so ridiculous it’s sublime. I want to get his promotional piece, frame it, and stick it on my wall for a laugh.
But I won’t be laughing if I hear of my readers getting scammed by this.
So AVOID, PLEASE.
Not even with a bargepole