Today's Adventure in the Biz Opp Jungle
"In which Charlie tearfully admits that this is the
LAST Biz Opp Jungle... until 2007 that is... and
offers up 5 bits of New Year's advice for
Biz Opp seekers..."
Hi,
This is it. The LAST Biz Opp Jungle email.
Sniff.
Well, until 2007, that is.
I've decided to take a break for a few weeks and spend some serious time getting drunk and fat.
This is how I'll store up enough energy to come back next with MORE reviews, MORE ridiculous tales, MORE moaning about the ineptitude of
British retail staff, MORE scam bashing and MORE prejudiced ranting...
Camels store their energy in a hump. I have a ring of lager round my waist that keeps me going.
(And a ring of lard around my brain that stops me from realising I'm an idiot.)
So I hope you don't mind me skipping off for a while.
If you DO mind, and you ARE going to spend the next two weeks working on your money making schemes, while everyone else slacks off, then good luck to you.
You're one of the hard core, and I salute you!
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You'll make a good millionaire
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You'll probably make millions...
But you'll work so much, you'll never get to enjoy your 20ft robot dog, your wheel of cheese, your Oopaloompa servants, your Reanimated Dead Rock Star Museum, and your golden Patagonian train.
(Erm, you can see why it's a good idea that I never become too successful.)
As for me, I'm going to get really stuck into things when January arrives. No boozing, Partying, DJ-ing or watching 'Deal or No Deal'.
Just thinking, writing, dreaming...
And most importantly, DOING.
Because this is what I want to leave you with before you go off into Christmas land. A piece of advice that I am going to have to make sure I
follow, too...
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Make 5 simple resolutions
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There's one more job you have to do in 2006, and that's prepare your strategy for 2007.
Once you've done this, you can go and buy your wife the wrong perfume, your husband a bad jumper, and your kids that thing that you really
wanted for yourself.
So, for what it's worth, here are my 5 Biz Opp Resolutions:
1. TO TAKE ACTION
No more excuses about why you aren't getting stuck into a serious money making project.
I don't care if there's a lot on at work... or the computer's playing up... or your other half is moaning... or the gravitational pull of the moon has altered... or there's a funny smell coming from your chin and you think it might be Chin- itis...
Get on with it! Get started in January by physically doing things. Or I'll come round your house and start poking you with a big stick.
2. TO CLEAR OUT YOUR PILE
Okay, like me, you've probably got loads of biz opp products strewn about the house.
But what you'll need to do come January is go through every single one. Read each one from cover to cover. If it doesn't seem right for you... if it doesn't EXCITE you... then check to see if you're still covered by a money back guarantee, and send it back.
(On that subject, one of my readers says he has a copy of the Wade World Trade Course that is past its refund period. If anyone would like it for a nominal fee and postage, then let me know and I'll pass your details to him.)
You should pick one biz opp project that excites you the most. Forget the money promise. Pick one that is achievable and to your taste.
Then make a plan to stick to that biz opp religiously for at least 3 months.
Do everything the biz opp says. Don't try your own version of it. Don't think you know better, or that there are shortcuts. Don't wander off and do
something else because it's more of a novelty.
When you start making money, THEN you can stray from the blueprint. THEN you can choose another biz opp and begin another income stream.
Remember, young Jedi, multiple income streams are the bets way to get rich, but you need ONE income stream first before you start.
3. TO ABANDON ALL CRAP BIZ OPPS
If you've been plugging away at a biz opp, and you've followed ALL the instructions to the letter, yet you've made no money...
...then ditch it.
Perhaps it's not your forte. Remember, someone else's 'Big One' could be your 'Big Yawn'.
If you're past the refund period, take it on the chin. (Unless you have Chin-it is.) Either sell it on Ebay, go to my forum on this site and see if some else wants it cheap, or for a swap.
Or set fire to it and dance around it, whooping like an Indian.
If you are making money form a biz opp, but not as much as the promotion said you would, then hold on a second before you get the matches out.
Promotions rely on 'best case scenarios' to increase sales. You won't make the money in the loud shouty headline.
Fact of life, unfortunately.
But that doesn't mean it's not working. If you're making a profit and you're not slaving for it, then you're onto a winner. Have patience.
4. TO ARM YOURSELF
Arm yourself with the best biz opp tools you can get hold of.
That means surround yourself with experts who can help you. Get Nick Laight's What Really Makes Money, the best subscription review service in the world:
http://www.bizoppjungle.com/review/2006003.html
(I'll have that bottle of sherry now, Nick)
If you're into betting, get What Really Wins Money, the best betting review service in the world.
http://www.bizoppjungle.com/review/2006004.html
(You too Mr Keeling)
And if you're doing anything at all on eBay, then get hold of eBay Confidential. Avril Harper will tell you everything that's going on, all the latest stuff. She's a genuine eBay maestro, make no mistake.
http://www.bizoppjungle.com/review/2006035.html
Also, make sure you sign up to good FREE e- letters, too. These are valuable resources and they don't cost you a penny.
Oh, and NEVER unsubscribe from mine. Ever.
5. TO HAVE FUN
Finally, I know from my experience and your many emails that this isn't a game. You're not rich. Time is running out. Avenues seem to be closing off. And it frustrates you.
Not surprising, really. Nobody wants you to have financial security. Individual freedom is not in the interests of the government or corporate Britain.
Nobody teaches you how to make money independently.
All you get are high taxes, rubbish wages, pathetic pensions, and jobs designed to dispirit and enslave you.
You're supposed to shut up and put up with what you're given.
Well sod 'em.
You and I, we're different. We have the drive, the desire, the get-up-and go to make some money for ourselves. And that makes us who we are.
But let's not fall into the trap of letting it get us down. Let's not make biz opps as miserable and frustrating as day-to-day jobs. When we get
knocked down, we get up again. We laugh in the face of the scamsters. We tweak the nipples of the bullsh*tters. We can always laugh and have
fun.
We're BETTER than everyone else!
And on that bombshell,
I'll see you on the other side.
Cheers and Merry Christmas
Charlie Wright
The Biz Opp Jungle