Today's Adventure in the Biz Opp Jungle:
'In which Charlie announces his news shocker... spills the
beans... and has some news on why Jager's
gambling system is OLD news.'
Hi,
At first, I was going to keep it a secret from you.
Yes, yes, I know... bad form... but please don't think harshly of me for hiding things ... even though I told you when you signed up that I'd reveal ALL.
While it's fine spilling your life and opinions into a weekly newsletter... you don't want hundreds of strangers staring at your innards, bones and gooey matter with X-Ray specs and going 'UGH'.
Then again, after all this time, I feel we're more like friends.
Beer glass clinking, Christmas card swapping, shoulder crying, fist fighting, postcard writing friends.
So sit down. Take a deep breath. Here it comes...
Your old mucker, Charlie Wright, is getting MARRIED. This September.
Blimey O' Riley.
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You'd be invited, but...
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It's in a top secret location (a big barn near an 18th Century hanging ground) on a top secret date known only to about 150 people.
I'd invite you... but you can imagine the kerfuffle as a few hundred of my best Biz Opp Jungle readers try to cram into the barn.
My ushers would be saying, "And you are?"
"I read him every week," you'd cry, "And I bought his 'Inbox Tycoon' book for £47... STAND ASIDE!"
You'd all fill the front rows so my Mum and Dad would have to peer over your heads from the back.
I'd have to explain to my friends: "These are the people with whom I share an interest in home businesses. You know, the ones I write to."
"Oh, right. We just thought you were a MAD DREAMER who loafed around at home," they'd say.
And to be honest, I'm not sure you'd want to be there.
For one thing, I'll be wearing a black lame suit. You know... a kind of shiny glam rock thing. Cuban heels. Oh, and the trademark hat.
Secondly, I've hired a psychedelic rock band.
Thirdly, I'm going to look like a dazed monkey who's been let out of an experimental lab after a series of mind-shock experiments, and forced to hand-jive with 65 year old monkey Aunties.
If you can imagine such a thing.
Anyway, it's done. I've told you.
All of which means...
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Things may be a little hectic in the jungle
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If I'm a bit slow answering your emails over the next month and a half, I'm probably off organising tablecloths, or crying into my bank account.
(All my mates are married, so I know the score!)
And if I miss an occasional issue over the late summer, I hope you understand that I'm a bit pre-occupied.
Not that I'm going to stop sending you reviews, news and stories... OR updating the site... it's just that I may be a little jittery.
And weirder than usual.
Also, I'm taking a honeymoon in September, so prepare for a couple of exciting Biz Opp Jungle special emails, written from...
...COLOMBIA.
Er, I know. Watch out for the news:
"Biz Opp Writer Captured By Guerillas. No Ransom Required. Only 1,000 copies of Don't Tell The Professionals."
All this is in store for you.
Right. I've blathered on far too long today already. Back to proper business...
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J. Ager's horse racing system
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A few people have been asking more about the Jager Gambling System.
With this in mind, I've managed to get some details from my contact, Clive Keeling of 'What Really Wins Money' - Britain's best betting system review service, bar none.
He emailed me to say:
"These systems are nothing new, dealing primarily with horses and greyhounds. The horse system is a new spin on an old idea. Set yourself a target profit of say £5. Now look to win that amount on your 1st selection."
He continues...
"For example, if it's 4/1 then your stake will be £1.25 because this is what's needed to make £5 from odds of 4/1. If this loses, then you take that lost £1.25, add it to your target of £5 = £6.25 and then look to win this.
"Say your 2nd selection was 4/1 also...Then to win £6.25 you would need to stake £1.56, and so forth."
According to Clive:
"The pros of this system are that you have small stakes.
It's not as aggressive as standard progressive staking where you look to win your target profit on every race."
And the downside?
"You need really to steer clear of short odds, odds on to make this effective. The same goes of his greyhound picks. As above, you look to win a certain amount. Here we back 2 dogs to win a certain amount each (using our fiver example) and continue as per the horse racing until a profit has been made."
The upshot is that for over £100, this isn't value for money, as the information isn't exactly groundbreaking.
That's not to say this doesn't work. It can work well but you really need to have a robust selection system.
And there lies the rub...
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Clive's got even more info for you
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Lovely jubbly.
Later alligator,
Charlie Wright
The Biz Opp Jungle