Today's Adventure in the Biz Opp Jungle:
'In which Charlie wonders what the Illuminati Trader opp
is really about... is it a goer?... and tells a story of a
shadowy sect hell-bent on global destruction.'
Hi,
At first I was sceptical...
I mean, what on earth could the "ILLUMINATI" have to
do with home trading?
Take a look at this and see for yourself:
http://www.illuminati-trader.com/ad/adcopyuk.aspx?x_custom_afid=9
Intriguing premise, isn't it?
Yet, as I'm about to show you, beneath all the scary
hype, this is actually a very good, comprehensive trading
course by Guy Cohen. One which will teach you a lot
about making money as a part-time home trader.
It's something which, if you missed out on the
blockbuster "Don't Tell The Professionals" course, you
should certainly try out.
But "Illuminati"?
Why? What? Where? How?
...and WHO?
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The mysterious secrets of the Illuminati revealed
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Conspiracy theorists claim that the Illuminati are a
shadowy organisation, privy to occult, political and
spiritual knowledge.
To fulfil their desire for a Satanic New World Order,
they've pulled strings, toppled governments and
manipulated global events.
This isn't wild conjecture either.
There was a real Illuminati organisation in Bavaria in the
18th Century. The founder, Adam Weishaupt was a
Catholic priest who defected at the command of
international bankers who wanted to control the world's
finances.
His manipulative little gang has since been blamed for
every episode of world chaos since the French
Revolution.
The idea is that by starting wars and setting various
ideologies against each other, you can control
humanity... and the financial system that rules the world.
Frightening stuff.
And who knows, if you look at the state of things, the
bonkers conspiracy theorists may even be right.
Personally, I think it's obvious that the world is being
manipulated for greed and gain. We are, after all,
humans, and that's what we do best.
Whether it's all the doing of one connected organisation
stemming from Weishaupt, I'm not sure.
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So what's this all got to do with "Illuminati Trader"?
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Well, the Illuminati story gets our attention, that's the first
thing.
Secondly, the idea of Illuminati Trader is that Cohen's
'secret knowledge' can put you in control of your
financial destiny.
While I'm absolutely sure he knows an inner circle of
traders who like to keep their methods very private...I
doubt that Guy Cohen has infiltrated the international
secret organisation hell-bent on chaos, destruction and
financial power.
That said, as someone who writes copy himself, I really
like this dramatic hook.
Even though it's a bit over the top, it's a powerful way to
get people's interest. Even traders have to market their
products to stand out from the crowd.
And yes, "illuminati" is a really good way of describing
those wealthy traders who quietly pull the strings behind
the scenes.
In that aspect there's no exaggeration. They do exist!
I've got a friend who trades the energy market. He
literally plays games with a combination of money,
weather forecasts, and power supplies.
He's also very, very rich.
Remember the Californian power cuts? That was all
thanks to the energy supplies being manipulated.
Before they were toppled, Enron were controlling US
energy supply and demand and betting on the outcome!
Hmmm... actually... thinking about it... my friend used to
work for Enron. He never talks about his trading
technique or gives away his secrets. And he's German.
Could HE be the real Illuminati?
Now I'm frightened.
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How this product really works...
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Beneath the Illuminati story there's a brilliant educational
trading course by Guy Cohen.
What you'll see when you take up their trial offer is a
'how to' product that empowers YOU to trade from
home. You're given the tuition, the tools, the system.
Everything you need.
The basic idea behind Illuminati Trader is that you trade
volatility - the ups and downs of the market - by spread
betting options.
They offer a three-month trial, in which you get 10 hours
of Cohen's tuition on CD-ROM. Also get a year's free
access to his website.
I believe that Stuart Goldsmith, the old biz opp stalwart is
also involved in this, too. And I've personally checked
that the publisher will offer you a sound, unconditional
money back guarantee.
This makes it a tidy package, in my book.
It also means you can safely order Illuminati Trader and
go through it first before you commit any money. Don't
worry about thinking of an excuse for sending it back -
you won't need one.
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Why there's no portfolio
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It being an educational product, there's no portfolio to
report, I'm afraid. This is not one of those systems where
you follow tips sent out by a trader. It's a product that
teaches you how to do this yourself.
It means that results will vary according to a combination
of learning speed, timing, luck and personal approach.
If you ask "so how much will I earn in the first 2 months"
the answer would be "how long is a piece of string?"
I'd suggest that if you're interested, order it, sit down and
have a good look through. There's no risk in that
respect.
However, there's one other thing you might notice when
you order...
The website talks about the price in Sterling, yet when
you get to the order page, the price is in dollars. Don't
worry about this. It means that you will actually save
over £300 on VAT...
This makes this product cheaper than you'll get
anywhere else, or through any other publisher in the UK.
You can order your trial run here:
http://www.illuminati-trader.com/ad/adcopyuk.aspx?x_custom_afid=9
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A tip to protect you
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I'm sure I don't need to remind you that you should
always try trading on paper first. Then use small
amounts of money you can afford to lose.
What I really appreciate is the honesty of this sales pitch
when Guy Cohen says:
"If you're maxed-out on every credit card; owe money to
friends and family; have a hefty bank overdraft and can
barely meet your monthly commitments, then the
Illuminati Trading system is not for you."
How refreshing is that?
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Last piece of advice from this cynical old git
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Here's a final tip: get right to it as soon as Illuminati
Trader arrives. Don't leave it on the shelf to gather dust
while the refund period runs out!
This is true of all business opportunities you try out.
Always get stuck in right away. The longer you leave it,
the less likely it is that you'll give it a proper go.
You CAN do this. People DO make money from home.
I'm one of them. And I know plenty more.
But there are not ENOUGH success stories. And here's
why...
The majority of business opportunity seekers don't ever
find success because they are like deer frozen in
headlights.
They get the manual or CD Rom, feel good about having
it, and dream of the money... but then are too timid to
get involved.
They pick at it, play with it casually, and decide it doesn't
work before they've given it a proper chance.
Look, many of these things aren't cheap. To get your full
money's worth, follow the system to the letter, do the
legwork, and put their claims to the test yourself.
If it doesn't meet your expectations, you've nothing to
lose by sending it back. That is, if the publisher is
reputable, which is why I'm cautious about new opps by
unknown companies who I've never heard of.
This one is sound and fully checked out on your behalf.
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And another thing, oh, and another thing
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Blimey. I sound like a nagging old school mistress today.
Sorry about that.
I think this house-buying malarkey is bringing me out in a
grown-up rash of rationality.
But anyway, bear ALL the above in mind when you give
this excellent home trading opportunity a try:
http://www.illuminati-trader.com/ad/adcopyuk.aspx?x_custom_afid=9
Later alligator
Charlie Wright
The Biz Opp Jungle