Today's Adventure in the Biz Opp Jungle:
'In which Charlie's computer goes beserk like a crazed fetishist... three home businesses make him joyful with pride... and he
reveals his cash generator secret.'
Hi,
"Ping."
"Pingaling ding ding."
"Pingalinga ding ding ding."
No... not the lyrics to the UK's Eurovision Song Contest entry for 2008...
It's the sound of my half-malfunctioning inbox this week as emails come tumbling in.
You can tell Summer's over. Everyone's hungry, eager, and up for making some money - or at least trying to. Lots of new ideas, new products, new sales pitches.
And so you've been inundating me with stuff to look at, review, research, or spit out like a bit a gristle.
Of course, it being me - a technology wally - my computer is going bonkers again .
"No you can't read any emails," it says, my Outlook freezing up like David Beckham at a poetry reading contest.
"You must WAIT while I refuse to respond. You must then close down all my programmes. Then you must turn me off and on again. Oh, yes.... that's it... push my buttons... I LOVE IT... YES!"
It's a crazed dominatrix, my computer. I'm the bitch and she's the queen.
I've only just got my keyboard replaced after my 'J' malfunctioned in the summer. Now the hard drive is full of pickled eggs.
Or something.
Then, when I switch Outlook back on, a load of emails she's been hiding from me come pinging at me like comedy darts.
"Pingalinga ding ding ding."
So sorry if I've not got back to you, or I haven't managed to get the info you're looking for. As soon as I do, I'll get it into a future email, or up on the site.
Anyhoo, enough about me.
Here's a question for YOU.
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What do these three fantastic home
businesses have in common?
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Take a look at these three very different little online businesses.
The first one, is a source of information about vans, including model launch and update news...road tests... hot links direct to manufacturer LCV sites... with hot links to insurers and other suppliers:
http://www.vannews.co.uk/index.htm
The second is London's only online clothes sale and vintage boutique directory, updated daily. Basically, if you want to get fashionable new clothes at really low prices, this is the place to look:
http://www.youlovefashion.com/
The third business is a weekly bulletin about homeopathy. It shows you alternative ways to treat hundreds of health problems... recover from illness more quickly... feel happier and healthier in your everyday life.
http://visitor.constantcontact.com/email.jsp?m=1101624356809
So why am I showing you these?
Well, they're all very different. One has a snazzy website, another has a very basic site. One basically a list of information, another is made up of articles. One helps someone promote her services, another takes advertising.
But they have one thing in common.
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They're all Inbox Tycoon businesses
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All of these businesses were started by ordinary people with no special internet marketing experience and no special technological or writing skills.
They're all run by one, maybe two people, part time, from home.
And they were all created by people who read 'The Inbox Tycoon' and followed the plan.
Long term Biz Opp Junglers will have already seen this, but if you haven't read it, I really recommend you take a look here:
Click Here
Yes, it's written by yours truly. And yes, I am trying to plug it. But I'm passionate about this home business and these three businesses are just a few of those that have sprung up thanks to my manual.
The basic trick is to use emails to generate customers and cash on the internet.
It's completely legal and ethical, great fun, and can make you anything from £100 a week up to £3,000 a month, or more.
Best of all, it can be WHATEVER you want it to be. Whatever you interests, passions and tastes, you can create something wonderful.
I'll admit that it's not for everyone. This is why you're welcome to order the manual, read it though as many times as you like within 28 days, and send it right back to me for a refund.
In fact, I ENCOURAGE it.
If you have any interest in making money from your computer... extending your MLM down-line... building a list... boosting sales of a current biz opp... attracting customers for your service or product... then you HAVE to read this book:
Click Here
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No apologies necessary!
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Even if you read The Inbox Tycoon three times and send it back with an email saying "CHARLIE YOU'RE A TOTAL BERK" I'm okay.
No apologies necessary. No small print or catch.
Merely reading it once, you'll know more about making money on the internet than 99% of your peers.
This is cutting edge stuff. New. Exciting. And proven. I know larger publishers who make MILLIONS from this.
That's no exaggeration.
Of course, I've tailored this for individuals to do on a very small scale. And I'm not making any big stupid financial promises or fake "easy instant solutions" either.
This is a proper part time business that you create yourself, based around your life and ambitions. It will be what YOU make it.
All I ask is that you hold back your preconceptions until you've read it through. Remember, if an idiot like me can do this on a computer, so can you.
Mysterious advice, I know. But you'll see what I mean.
Anyway, it's here if you want to take a look:
Click Here
Right, I'm off to buy a hammer. Then I'm going to smash up this computer with the hammer. Then I'm going to lower the shards of computer into a molten pit.
Expect the next issue of the Biz Opp Jungle to come by carrier pigeon.
Later alligator
Charlie Wright
The Biz Opp Jungle
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