'In which Charlie seduces a supermodel... reveals his dirty secret of the summer... and considers the best way to get published
as an online writer.'
Hi,
Their eyes met across the crowded room.
He was a handsome, curly-haired biz opp writer from the wrong side of the tracks.
She was a supermodel, the toast of London, Paris and New York.
He sidled over to her, resting his lager down on the trestle table beside her curvaceous body. A bead of moisture rolled down the side of the glass.
"Have I met you somewhere before?" he asked?
Bosom heaving, she twirled the glazed cherry that poked out of her cocktail.
"Only in my dreams," she whispered.
"You want to get out of here?" said Charlie, glancing out at the breast-like moon.
"No," she winked, "Let's do it here, under the table."
Suddenly, he was grappling with her sequined belt, while she lunged for his corduroy trousers, salmon mousse spattering everywhere. Furiously, they-------
----OKAY, ENOUGH! ...ENOUGH!
I don't think your spam filter could take the rest of this story. And anyway I just wanted to test out my new skills at writing erotic fiction...
You're going to think I'm crazy, BUT...
The best thing about having your own review website is that people give you courses for free. And lately, I was given a student's pass to something unique.
See, I love writing. And I've had a lot of emails from Biz Opp Junglers who want to learn how to do it too.
(For money, of course - what do you think we are, the Dead Poet's Society?)
I'm still working on finding a good copywriting course to recommend to you (at this rate I may have to write one
myself!)
But in the meantime I've found something that could be a biz opp in itself...
Erotic literature.
No, this isn't for my own filthy gratification. This is the BIGGEST market that exists for writing in the known universe.
Seriously. Go into any WHSMITHS at any train station and check out the erotic fiction section. Or look at what's on offer on Amazon.co.uk.
Demand for erotic books is absolutely huge. Those who write it can make big money, even though you don't see the authors being interviewed on television, or in the Guardian.
And that's just a FRACTION of the market
There are thousands of writers now being published online. Or even publishing themselves on their own popular websites.
And it's not just erotic novels... it's short stories, magazine articles and 'true tales'.
Here are just a few of the many websites which pay for erotic writing:
http://www.literotica.com
http://www.sabrina.org
http://www.eroticfiction.org
http://solomonsrefuge.com/eroticaIntro.htm
The best thing about this genre, is that the writing follows certain formulas and rules which you can easily copy.
So you don't need to be an experienced writer. You don't even have to have a huge talent for it. You can LEARN it in a couple of months.
Which brings me to my dirty little secret of the summer.
I've been learning the art of love
Yes, in just a month this summer, I read through an entire online course on how to write and publish erotic fiction.
It's called the "Wade Erotic Online Writing Course' and as far as I know, it's absolutely UNIQUE.
The course teaches you exactly how to structure the story... how to pick a storyline... how the characters should speak... how to start... how to end... how to present your story... where to publish it.
Everything, in fact. It's very comprehensive.
Best of all, when you follow their formulas, you can bang these stories and letters out in a production line.
Wade claim that publishers of erotic fiction will pay £100 for a very short story in a small-circulation magazine... (200-1,000 words)... or up to £100,000 for a book.
I can well believe it, too. The Internet has given millions of people access to the sort of fantasy literature they REALLY want to read.
No more embarrassment. No stigma. No hiding goods in brown envelopes.
It's not surprising that there's a boom in the industry. And think about it, even if you don't want to be a writer... this could be the product to which you apply all your web marketing and biz opp skills!
Imagine your own erotic stories website with affiliate ads, plenty of free content, subscriber forums and your own newsletter.
Worth a thought, eh?
Anyway if you want a look at this in more detail, go to this page:
http://www.wade-erotic.co.uk
To try out the course, click on 'How To Enrol' on the left. This will lead you to a page where you can sign up.
(Click the drop down box on the right where it asks where you heard about it. Then click on "BIZ OPP JUNGLE.")
A 2-week free trial to test your sexiness
Wade Erotic also give you 14 days to read through it and decide if you're up for a sexy writer's life. If not, you'll get all your money back.
Best of all, when you enrol, you get a course tutor who helps you with your studies. They can answer any questions you may have and will comment on the work that you submit.
I notice one of the tutors on the list is Jonathan Self - the brother of famous writer Will Self. I know that he's actually a very good direct mail copywriter, so I'm encouraged to see that he's now making money from
erotic fiction.
I'm not surprised though. The rules of good erotic writing apply to copywriting, website writing, email writing - the lot.
In fact, I'm sitting here writing this email with a handlebar moustache, flares and some '70s funk playing in the background.
Oh, yeah baby.
Okay, this isn't for everyone. But I reckon it's a bit of fun for the summer. Besides, which one of your other biz opp services would dare recommend porn?
It's well worth taking the 14-day trial just to see the saucy secrets of good, sexy writing!
Finally, regarding Matthew Thole
I got an email from a Biz Opp Jungler, asking whether Matthew Thole's horse racing tipster service is any good.
If you've got some info on this, then please put it on the forum or email me.
In the meantime, here's a couple of comments I've scavenged from some forums.
"Everything about Matthew Thole's service - website, phoneline, racing information book - is great. The only problem is that the racing tips are rubbish. On a 'points' basis of evaluation his tips produced a large minus
points total every month."
Another typical comment:
"The website to his credit is very good, easily accessible and clear as to what he is recommending. What about the results I hear you cry though! Very poor."
My advice? I'd be careful with racing tipsters. I don't think they're a good thing to get into, unless the "guru" is a genuine insider.
If I were to do this kind of betting, I'd go with someone like Mr X. He's a professional odds compiler for a range of sports. He spots the places where bookies get the odds wrong, spotting great value bets.
You won't be a millionaire, but you'll make money, and it's good, decent professional stats he's offering.
There are a few others too. Take a look on this site my site under Betting and Tipsters to see what I recommend.
I'll love you and leave you, then...
Charlie Wright
The Biz Opp Jungle