How to turn your mobile into £300 this month
Today’s Adventure in the Biz Opp Jungle:
‘In which Charlie gets a newfangled mobile phone that he hates, and reveals why you should forget about fancy features, here’s a way to turn text messages into £300 this month...’
Hi
I must be getting old...
The other day I had the following thought:
“These modern mobile phones, they’re so fiddly!”
I’d been due an upgrade on my phone. A Scottish salesman called me to let me know what was available. He droned on about various handset models, features, applications, and what-have-you.
I stopped him in mid-flow and said: “I want to be able to send texts and phone people. That’s it. I’ll take whatever.”
Foolish words....
A few days later I’ve got a mobile phone... with no number keys on it. It was a ‘touch screen’-only device.
I’m sure the kids love these. Maybe they’re all the rage ‘down at the discotheque’. But it’s like handing me a grenade. I turned it over and over in my hands in a panic, thinking, “What the hell do I do with this.”
You have to mess about with a tiny metal pen to do anything. Or you have to scrape a finger down the screen to navigate. I kept trying this to no avail. It looked like I was trying to massage a dead gerbil back to life.
I chucked it in the box, mummified the box in Cellotape, and sent it back.
“I’ll have a normal phone please” I said to them the next day. “The cheapest you have. No features. Life’s too short.”
If you’re a calls ’n’ text ONLY person like me, you may like this...
How to turn your mobile phone into £300
If you’d like to do something REALLY useful with that mobile phone of yours, then forget about “apps”, connectivity features or metallic touch screen pens...
Here’s a way to turn 4-5 simple text messages each week into a bit of extra cash:
So what’s this all about?
Well, an enthusiastic geezer called Harry Moran (see his website to see what I mean by enthusiastic) has come up with a nifty piece of statistical software. It allows him to analyse massive amounts of sports betting data.
He’s geared it to flag-up when and where bookies have got the odds wrong. This is usually in small, lesser known sports markets where the odds compilers are overstretched, overworked, and generally missing something obvious.
Once he’s uploaded all the data for sports events on any given day, this software compares his odds of winning against the bookies odds. When there’s a discrepancy, the software will flash up the details for him.
He then sends the tip to a circle of subscribers using a good old fashioned text message.
When you get the text, the idea is that you act right away and make the bet. A few minutes later you get on with your day.
(It’s like I said to the mobile phone company, “life’s too short.”)
You get 4-5 of these tips a week. The idea isn’t that you hit the big money jackpot or “take the bookies to the cleaners”. Usually those promises are pure horse dung anyway.
This is something where an obsessive stats geek (hope he doesn’t mind me saying this but he sounds like one on the website!) does his nerdy calculations... and tilts the statistical edge in your favour.
As Harry points out, this system is NOT designed to pull in huge wins.
“As soon as you sign up for your risk-free trial, I’ll plug your mobile into my system and start sending you signals straight away. I expect you to have one or two bets in the bank before the first week of your trial is out. And I expect you to have collected profits of around £300 – tax free – by the time your 30 days trial is up.”
That’s a reasonable and decent promise. And then there’s his guarantee:
“NOT ONE PENNY of your money will leave your bank account until AFTER your 30 day trial is up and you’re happy with the service. If you don’t like his service for any reason, you can walk away.”
That sounds nice and unconditional to me. And if you go on the website you can check this out and some of the results:
And the feedback?
The buzz about this seems to be good...
“It’s early days still for me but I must say your sporting knowledge has impressed me. I must admit like most investments like this you have to be prepared for the worst. In this case thus far I have been pleasantly surprised that what you promised in your promo you have delivered on splendidly. Keep up the good work...”
“Recently joined, had seven bets four wins out of four, three ante-post still to go, delighted with results. Keep up the good work. Also lots of respect to response of questions asked, then answered if troubled about anything. Thanks again.”
“What a great couple of weeks - great work. At the end of my holiday, it was really nice to know that the wins we've had over the last two weeks paid for my holiday bar bill for the family... excellent!”
All that said, don’t jump in ‘til you heed my words of warning...
If you want to start making some extra cash from Harry’s texts, I thoroughly recommend you give this a go. It’s easy, it’s fun. And you can try it out with the protection of a solid money-back promise.
But be aware of one thing: you WILL make losses from time to time. You may even have a run of bad losses.
Let’s be realistic. Harry is not claiming to have a crystal ball. He can’t – and doesn’t – guarantee he knows what a result will be. The idea here is that you’re taking the statistical edge back from the bookies and applying it to your own sports bets. By exploiting weaknesses in the odds, you can enjoy a winning edge.
It means that to make this work you need to have the discipline to stick to ALL the bets The Sports Accelerator System flags up for you – that’s 4-5 bets per week. If you pick and choose the odd tip here and there you could end up having a bad run or a good run – either way, it’s not reflective of the system overall.
So if you go for it, then properly go for it, that’s my advice. Put this to the text in the 30 day trial and if you’re unsure you can let them know before the money even leaves your
account.
In other words, it’s as safe as the stretch-elastic trousers I’m going to order from the catalogue I got today, addressed to “Touch Screen-Hating Old Git Charlie Wright”.
I’ll leave this to you to ponder. You can read more about Harry’s tale here
Later alligator
Charlie Wright
The Biz Opp Jungle