Today's Adventure in the Biz Opp Jungle:
'In which Charlie gets freaked out by a spamster, exposes a
potential scamster, and reveals a fantastic offer for anyone
interested in trading from home... and somehow wishes he
could rhyme all the above with "hamster".'
Hi,
I get some weird emails occasionally, but here's a corker from
this morning:
"I never see the old folks getting the works. If like us, you suffer
from the almost constant disappointment of holy effigies failing
to miraculously appear to you during breakfast, well fret no
more, because help is at hand."
Er, okay.
Disturbed, I read on to discover that it was another
spamalicious offering from the Gods of Luncheon meat. One of
those surreal streams of consciousness designed to slalom
through your filter.
It concluded: "I need another cup of tea."
Yes, indeed. Another pearl of wisdom from spamland.
Obviously, I didn't open the attached file.
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And now a warning
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On a more constructive note, I got an email from a reader
who's having trouble getting his money back. So if you're
considering buying something from Todd Jenkins, the guy
behind 'Horse Bet Racing Secrets', then heed this warning....
My reader has tried 3 times to get the refund he was promised,
but to no avail.
"If you are that desperate for 90 odd dollars," my reader told
him in an angry, last-ditch email, "You are welcome to mine, it
says a lot for your system that you need to con people."
On the other hand, if you want something that delivers, then try
this....
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Get mentored by Ian Williams
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You might remember Ian Williams as the guy behind 'Trading
The Easy Way', which I've had on my site pretty much since I
began The Biz Opp Jungle.
He had some pretty good feedback from his educational trading
course....
"Not only do I feel relaxed and in complete control of my
trading, but am looking at gains of 20% in just a few
days. Trading doesn't need to be an overly complicated
process." Ben Philpott
"It has enabled me to make consistent financial
gains....£938 in the past 4 weeks." - Jim Harriman
"I've been trading the markets since 2000 with varying
degrees of success. I've been using your system since
November and am up nearly £4k. - David Butler
Now he's developed what I think is a far better and more user-
friendly service. One where he'll be there to explain his system
via email... and be your no-nonsense guide to what's going on
in the market. .
It's called 'The Ian Williams Eztrade System'.
This one comes with an iron clad Money Back Guarantee -
which I like to see. He also has a special offer for Biz Opp
Jungle readers.
Check it out here:
http://tinyurl.com/yv7f4j
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Why this is more than an educational manual...
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What Ian is offering here is a complete home trading
programme where you can follow him in and out of the market,
and ask him questions.
So no, it's not another one of those things where you get a
manual or CD Rom and are left to get on with it. This is a
chance to use Ian's expertise for a whole year.
All this for MUCH less than you'd normally pay for a course with
so many whistles and bells. (Long term readers will know these
things can cost £1,500 and more.)
When you take up your trial you get....
***His trading strategy on CD ROM and in a paper manual.
*** 12 months' access to Ian's personal email Mentoring
Service. That's 12 months of him being at the end of an email
to help you out.
*** 3 months' FREE subscription to Ian's weekly 'What Ian Can
See' report. This is where he tells you what he's looking to buy
or sell, and all his market analysis.
*** Twice weekly audio visual files uploaded onto a private
website. This is where he goes into fine detail about the trading
opportunities he's going into.
Ian suggests that you try out some trades, "or you even 'dry' trade if
you'd prefer". That's where you don't put your own money in, and test
what you've learned on paper first.
If you're unhappy in any way at all, you can return the product in 30
days and get your refund.
In my view, this is the opportunity for you if you couldn't afford those
mega-priced 'Illuminati Trader' and 'Don't Tell The Professionals
courses.
All the details you need are here:
http://tinyurl.com/yv7f4j
And finally today...
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A good news gee-gees story
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I have to admit, when it comes to biz opps, I get more people
emailing me when things go wrong than when they go right.
Happy customers are quiet customers. Unhappy customers are
LOUD, and that's fair enough, I suppose.
So I was pleased to see somebody having a run of good fortune....
I got an email from a reader who took a 7day trial of the PromaX lay
selection service.
"To my surprise it's been great," he says. "There a normally 2
selections e-mailed to me every day and over the last 6 days every
day has and out of 14 selections 13 have been losers (winners in our
case)."
If you're into lay betting then I'm in the process of reviewing
something for you. I'll get you details in the New Year, so look out for
that.
Later alligator
Charlie Wright
The Biz Opp Jungle